Twenty months old does not two years make
So why the tantrums? Seriously. Why are my girls so unbelievably cute one minute and so terrible, terrible, terrible the next?? The Bug had eight time outs today. I'm so not lying. Two of them were alone in her room. At one point, when she wouldn't stay sitting on her time out and I sat in front of her with my hand on her knees to ensure that she wouldn't get up, she laughed in my face. She leaned forward, opened her mouth really wide, and laughed like a little toddler-hell-child. I think it shows amazing restraint on my part that she didn't get a world-class spanking. AMAZING restraint. Belly pretty much sobbed for the better part of the day when I wasn't holding her. I actually intended to call references for a nanny today, but I clearly needed a nanny to help me so I could hire one. A catch-22, to be sure.
- Hello?
- Quelles des vacances! And, um, sleeping with my husband just isn't working out.
- It's 8:27am
- Some things require very few words
- Camping: Rachael-style
- Porn names are helpful
- I have kids two at a time; I can whip out a fancy dinner like nothing; and I am a model mother. Okay, that last one is a lie.
- Get me to the pole
- A bedtime story
- Twintuition?
- The biggest mutha-lovin' poblanos ever
- There is a distinct difference between a bottom and a bum
- Help, please! I don't know what to tell my peeps about death.
- I always jump the gun when it comes to my own defeat
- Please don't take the babies away, but....
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