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- Hello?
- Quelles des vacances! And, um, sleeping with my husband just isn't working out.
- It's 8:27am
- Some things require very few words
- Camping: Rachael-style
- Porn names are helpful
- I have kids two at a time; I can whip out a fancy dinner like nothing; and I am a model mother. Okay, that last one is a lie.
- Get me to the pole
- A bedtime story
- Twintuition?
- The biggest mutha-lovin' poblanos ever
- There is a distinct difference between a bottom and a bum
- Help, please! I don't know what to tell my peeps about death.
- I always jump the gun when it comes to my own defeat
- Please don't take the babies away, but....
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Quite a few years ago this guy wanted to date me. "Look," I explained. "I'm a single mother of two... who just gave birth to the second one six weeks ago. No dating." He decided to be friends, get to know me, and woo me.
One night my doorbell rang... there he was, standing on my front porch with a 2-lb package of BACON!
We dated for over two years....
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