Fall is my kind of bitch

This cracked me up so much that I'm posting it here. It's a status update and comments from Facebook (names have been replaced by initials to protect the guilty):


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ES: FALL! It's here!

Comments: 
RH: It suuuuure is.

ES: I'm in love with this weather. I want to roll around in it.

DW: I want to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant.

ES: I want to eat it with a spoon. I want to rub it in my hair. I want to carry it around in my pocket. Seriously. It's a freaking perfect day.

ES: Exactly, DW! Me, too!

RH: Jeez - slow down, peeps. I like Fall, but I'm not looking for any kind of long-term relationship. C'mon...she ain't Summer.

ES: Fall has LTR written all over it; I'm never going to take it for granted or grow bored and start looking around at other seasons. This is it. The real thing.

JL: Like you've never looked at spring and thought, "damn, I'd like to rip me off a piece of that." Please.

ES: I do love a little spring after a long, cold winter, now that you mention it. But fall... TLA. BFF 4eva.

CE: I'm with JL. Fall's worth a couple lap dances maybe, but spring's the girl you buy a new car for just hoping you make it to the Champagne Room.

ES: You Oregon people are so desperate for sun after 5 months of rain that spring seems like an answered prayer. I've been there. I get it. Tennessee fall is pretty spectacular, though. It lasts and lasts.

KH: I 2nd that - fall is fantastic in TN.

JL: Yeah, Fall's great until you wake up one morning and discover she's gone and so are all your dvd's and favorite concert t's. You get sucked in every year.

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Hahahaha! Funny.

1 comments:

ae said...

E and I were talking about this last night - it cracked me up. After I read "take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant", I cracked up. Probably the funniest FB exchange I've ever read.