Belly and The Bug: Hodgepodge of subcategories

Hodgepodge of subcategories

Potty Mouths

Buggy and Belly really have been spouting off some winners lately. For the last week or so, the Bug's been saying f*ck on a regular basis - as in, repeating it over and over and over and over - and we've had no clue what she's really saying. Yesterday I finally figured out that she means frog, but prior to this discovery, we recorded her saying it in response to all sorts of questions.

"What did you say when you couldn't find your bear?"

"F*ck!"

"What did you say when Mommy wanted to change your diaper but you wanted to keep reading?"

"F*ck!"

Additionally, she says farters instead of flowers and Belly says "Mommy's pooter" when referring to my laptop. All of the above make me giggle like crazy. I'm so easily amused.

Little nutty bananas

And by that, I mean my daughters. Look at this:

Ah, the memories

I went down a rabbit hole tonight on Facebook and ended up feeling like an insecure 16-year-old again. Um, that wasn't fun. I recently became "friends" with an old boyfriend and I browsed his friends to see if there was anyone I knew. Oh what a gaggle of bitchy high school girls! Well, they're not high school girls anymore, but you know what I mean. I remember so vividly how these girls were just flat out nasty to me because I was dating this guy and they decided I wasn't "good enough" for him. Thank God I went to a different school so I wasn't confronted with it on a daily basis, but we had some friends in common and it made me miserable. Not good enough? Who did they think they were? Ugh. Girls are vicious. I am doing my best to raise Belly and the Bug to be nice to others. I sure as hell hope I'm successful.

Bikes and Beer

A couple weeks ago, New Belgium Brewery's Tour de Fat came to Portland. Dude and I took the girls to witness the craziness. It was a blast! There were freaks on bikes everywhere! Which, by the way, is not that far from the norm for Portland, but there was good beer and loud music involved. Hmm. I guess that's not far from the norm for Portland either. Anyway. Here are a few pictures from the madness. I highly recommend checking it out in a town near you next summer.